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Gabo, the Babe and the Mid Ocean Club
Six hundred miles out in the Atlantic, on Bermuda, there’s
a wonderful, treacherous, wind-swept golf course that my grandfather
played – and played well – for the better part of a century.
For him, a good round at Mid Ocean was a metaphor for paradise. For
my father and me, it is paradise just out of reach.
By Chip Brown
Nothing, not work or love or family, raised the same keen feeling
in my grandfather Allan Brown as the prospect of a round of golf.
Gabo, as we called him, played the royal and ancient game on 1600
courses in ninety countries. He putted on the oil-soaked sand greens
of Zambia, where etiquette called for players to drag a Turkish rug
around when the y were done. He hit drives from termite-proof concrete
tee boxes in Kenya and spanked irons into clouds of sulfurous gas
in New Zealand. He ventured onto a course in Singapore where the hazards
of the rough included still-buried World War II land mines. His enthusiasm
for the game took him to the British Isles, to Venezuela, to India,
where teams of women pulled fairway lawn mowers steered by men. He
was once tendered ashore by lifeboat for a quick nine on St. Helena,
where Napoleon had been exiled. On one African course he was advised
that “elephants have the right of way.” In Japan his golf
cart carried traffic instructions in translated English: “When
coming across a golfer on hoof, tootle the horn melodiously. If the
golfer still obstacles the course, tootle with vigor and cry out,
Perhaps a man with his mania needs psychiatric help, but past a
certain point obsession has an epic grandeur. Gabo played his first
golf in the nineteenth century, and he did not stop until he died,
eight years ago this May, at the age of ninety-two. Toward the end
he was virtually blind and obliged to paint big red Xs on his golf
balls. As soon as he teed off, he’d holler, “Where’d
it go?” Supplied with the general coordinates, he’d
career away in his cart like some crazed motorcross champion. Golf
was tailored to his work as a public-relations executive. When he
retired, he took up painting, and he liked to collect records, but
his cultural range didn’t extend much beyond fairways and
greens. (Knowing my mother’s love of opera, he once dragged
her to the phonograph to hear highlights of Verdi’s Trovatore
by Borrah Minevitch and his Harmonica Rascals.)
To me, nothing symbolized his decline like the disintegration of
the oval bent-grass behind his summer house in Vermont. Grandchildren
had debuted there with sawed-off putters; grown-ups had settled
bibulous midnight wagers. Mornings after a blowout you might find
a slice of lime in one of the holes, with a tang of gin on it. Gabo’s
green, like all greens, had the aura of a sacred place, but it needed
a lot of tending, and when he got old and could no longer hold back
the crab grass and the clover, the green began to lose its islanded
beauty and distinction. Eventually it was subsumed in the sea of
ordinary lawn that lapped about its edge.
So we are all fetched under, I suppose. Gabo’s prized license
plates – stamped GOLF – reverted to the state; surely
they have been reissued to some other fanatic. He left an unpublished
autobiography, notable mainly for its neglecting to mention the
birth of my father and my aunt. In truth, the real record of his
times was the hundreds and thousands of score cards he amassed from
courses around the globe – strings of 4s and 5s and 6s and
faded penciled tallies from long-ago days. He had bound them all
into a green leather folio inscribed THE WORLD WAS MY GOLF BALL.
Of all the courses Gabo played, the Mid Ocean Club, in Bermuda,
was one of the two or three closest to his heart. He spent winters
in Bermuda for most of his life, having been introduced to the island
during World War I when his navy ship El Capitan, a 10,200-ton-steam-powered
cargo vessel, ran aground on some ball coral off Whale Bay. His
lifelong romance with Mid Ocean’s hilly fairways and puckish
winds began shortly after the club opened in 1922. He played with
Babe Ruth in Mid Ocean’s amateur tournament in 1934. In those
days his game was in crack form, and it was not unusual for him
to shoot par. He was a deft chipper, always expecting to get down
in two. When he was sixty-nine, he managed the considerable feat
of shooting his age; he did it every year thereafter for twenty
More inward by temperament, my father, especially in his younger
years, played with all of Gabo’s love and aptitude for the
game. They won lots of bowls and trays in father-son tournaments.
For making holes in one, they each earned suitable-for-framing certificates
and boxes of bar glasses from the Spaulding Company. Came the next
generation. As the oldest grandson, putt off by the fat-cat connotations
of the game, I was slow to realize that I had inherited my grandfather’s
love of golf, even slower to realize, when I began to play in earnest,
that I had inherited almost none of his skill.
But just as golf cannot be defined by the segments of society commonly
associated with it, so its spirit is not solely embodied in players
who know where the ball is going when they hit it. Golf has less
to do with sport than with religion, and what makes a golfer is
not talent per se, but faith – faith that a better day, or
a better hole, or at least a better shot, is coming. Drain a put,
tag a drive, knock a wedge stiff to the pin and suddenly you will
have captured all the glory of the game. What other sport offers
so many chances for redemption or is so quick to lift the gloom
of ineptitude with a moment of grace?
One fall not long ago I went back to Mid Ocean with my father,
Sandy, and my younger brother, Toby (whose game improves at a distressing
rate). I had not seen the island since a family visit twenty years
earlier. I was curious about the place that had engrossed my grandfather
for the better part of a century. I was curious about the game itself.
Something about golf seems to resonate in the relations of fathers
and sons. Something about it seems to echo the intricacies of existence
– the game, like the lives of those who play it, is a solitary
contest waged in the presence of others; interludes of release and
contemplation follow moments of concentrated effort. Reaching for
a zen-like blend of focus and relaxation as you glide down the avenues
of grass or stand stock-still in the cemetery hush of greens, you
may find yourself hovering in the old mysteries of origin and self.
Golf, not baseball, is what men play late in life, when they are
half-blind and afraid. For Gabo and my father it was a way of being
together. It held the comfort of unselfconscious communion. It became
the very substance of family.
Mid Ocean is not long or showy, and it doesn’t make it onto
lists of the world’s top 100 golf spots. But its design is
as understated and imaginative as its setting is dramatic, and the
vintage character of the course has not changed since my grandfather’s
day. It lacks the more theatrical hazards of land mines and sulfurous
gas clouds, but Mid Ocean routinely torments players with midocean
wind, and a blowy day can turn the course into one of golf’s
The course was created by Charles Blair MacDonald, who in 1909
designed a built the National Golf Links of America, in Southhampton,
New York – one of the first eighteen-hole courses in America.
As a golfer, MacDonald won the first amateur championship of the
United States Golf Association; as a golf architect, he was a headstrong
visionary who aspired to design courses without dull stretches,
courses that demanded golfers to think and exercise judgment rather
than just walk up to the ball and whack away. He preferred to construct
courses, not just lay them out. He studied the best holes of the
world’s top links. He consulted agronomists and established
turf nurseries. In lieu of a salary, he would accept lifetime memberships
to play on his handiwork.
Ten years after the National Golf Links, MacDonald visited Bermuda
with the Furness-Withy Steamship Company, which wanted to develop
a golf course to make the island a more alluring port of call. MacDonald
canvassed potential sites until he found a large hilly tract of
potato onion fields in Tucker’s Town. Fine white-sand beaches
footed seaside cliffs, and magnificent views opened across ponds
and lakes and stretches of turquoise ocean. The developers wanted
to sprinkle private homes about the course, so eventually some 600
acres were acquired for $600,000. MacDonald – now one of the
main backers – set to work.
He plotted a course that ran along the southern coast of the island
for the first three holes, turned north and made its way through
the hills toward Harrington Sound before heading back. Among his
concerns was minimizing the amount of hill climbing, only the sixteenth
hole entailed a long uphill march. MacDonald modeled some holes
on holes at other courses. The third at Mid Ocean – a beautiful
par 3 called Eden, with a green backed by the Atlantic – was
adapted from Eden, the eleventh at the Old Course at St. Andrews.
The seventeenth hole, Redan, was patterned on the Redan hole at
North Berwick. As he had at the National Golf Links, MacDonald built
a “Cape” hole – the fifth at Mid Ocean. With its
magnificent throne-like tee and lake-side dogleg, it is easily the
course’s most dramatic and today is considered the paradigm
of Cape holes.
MacDonald finished in December 1921, having spent $300,000. With
a characteristic lack of modesty, he reported his success in a letter
reprinted in his autobiography. “The glory of this semi-tropical
course, other than its picturesque side, will be the lies in the
fairway. Saint Augustine grass, so abominable in the temperate zone,
grows so thick and luxuriantly that every ball sits up in the fairway,
and it is doubtful if a brassy will be necessary in one’s
bag. The bunkering has been cunningly devised so that a golfer,
to make a low score, is compelled to drive to a particular spot,
thereby placing his ball for an advantageous second. All badly topped
shots will be punished… A more fascinating, more picturesque
course than Mid Ocean… will not be found in a pilgrimage around
The very first drive MacDonald hit was to show that Mangrove Lake
at the Cape could be crossed easily if the golfer played conservatively.
MacDonald teed the ball up with the governor general of Bermuda
and an admiral looking on “[the admiral] asked me where I
was going to drive to.” He said in his autobiography. “There
were two dogs about 160 to 170 yards from the tee, one running ahead
of the other. I told him I was going to drive where the dogs were.
He asked ‘Which one?’ and I said, ‘The second
one,’ and strange to say, I did and hit the second dog on
the rump. I think the admiral is still telling that story –
of what a wonderful golfer I was.”
The course looks much the same today as it did when MacDonald hit
the dog. Nature has wrought the rudest changes, blighting the island’s
cedar forests in the Fifties and felling many of Mid Ocean’s
casuarinas with hurricanes and tornadoes. The course is perhaps
a stroke or two easier. “A lot of the psychological effect
was lost,” says club pro Keith Pearman. “On the eleventh,
the fourteenth and the fifteenth, you had to shoot down tunnels
with your drive.”
The late Archie Compston, who served as Mid Ocean’s pro from
1948 to 1962 and was once Britain’s top golfer, went around
in a record of 65. Apparently someone else carded a 64, but nobody
can remember his name.
“I still think it’s one of the most difficult courses
to score well on,” says club president C.H. Ford Hutchings,
a club champion who never runs short of golf balls because the yard
around his house off the second fairway functions as a catch basin
for hooked drives. “It requires a lot of finesse. It requires
different types of shots. You have to adjust your game to play in
the wind. If you can only hit it high, you’re in deadsville.
You have to be able to hit it down and maneuver left and right.
You have to feel your way around. You’ve got to have a feel
in your hands.”
Alas, the feel in the hands of Allan Brown’s descendants
left a lot to be desired. We got onto the course the first afternoon,
a muggy, overcast day threatening rain. The bench on the first tee
was dedicated to my grandfather; you’re not supposed to sit
on it unless you can shoot your age.
Mid Ocean does not look especially daunting from the first tee,
a broad green dogleg to the left. With the starter eyeing us curiously,
our threesome got off without humiliating the family name, pushing
our drives up the right side of the fairway.
After that the trouble began.
If golf for my grandfather was a metaphor of paradise found, it
is paradise forever just out of reach for my father. Long gone is
the summer he returned from the navy after World War II and shot
a 77 at Mid Ocean. Only his putter has the old lightning. His drives,
like mine, tend to fade right, though he’s not tempted to
compensate by aiming to the left, as I am, in which case they inexplicably
hook left. (And when I need loft, they whimsically take it upon
themselves to beat their way along the ground like little white
moles.) His iron game, once his forte, raises much dark muttering
with the divot. True to his optimistic nature, my father persists
in believing that he will regain “the secret” of his
old form. It’s merely a matter of keeping his feet planted,
or his left arm straight, or his backswing smooth. For a while his
secret was a technique borrowed from the New Age: He tried to visualize
the club face as it swept down for the big kiss. The trouble has
always been that he finds the secret on the practice tee but loses
it the moment he steps onto the course; he has an uncanny ability
to obstacle himself.
All the same, he was elated by the promise of his latest discovery,
a twenty-five-dollar mail-order book. The gist of the advice was
to cut the brain out of the swing altogether. Just dip the left
side of your body as you bring the club back, and straighten it
up as you bring the club down. Now, standing over his second shot
on the first hole, he dipped the left side of his body as the club
went back and straightened up when the club came down. The swing
propelled the ball clear across the fairway into rough. Not good.
But not as bad as the shot I hit, which flew into a semitropical
After wading through the dense morning glory in a fruitless search
for my ball, I learned the first lesson of Mid Ocean: Bring a zillion
balls. (Bring a zillion balls or, as President Bush did two years
ago when he dropped a round at Mid Ocean, deploy a complement of
Secret Service agents to track down errant shots.)
Toby was experiencing some operating jitters, and Dad, after a
brilliant recovery, one-putted and took the hole with a bogey 5.
We were on the second tee when the rains came; we scuttled under
a shelter cleverly designed to protect you no matter what direction
the wind was coming from. The turquoise sea was riled with whitecaps.
Frogs cheeped and gusts shook the Norfolk pines.
When play resumed, I contributed a brand-new Titleist to Ford Hutchings’s
front yard. The wind was really blowing now. I sprayed a drive right
on the par-3 third and had a short wedge to the green. I hit it
high – too high. It got caught up in some kind of low-lying
jet stream and sailed like a speeding gull over the green out into
the Atlantic, where it was just as inaccessible as it would have
been had it landed in the plant kingdom.
And so we made our way around the course. Toby was booming two-irons
off the tee straight and long. Dad had given up his twenty-five-dollar
secret and was playing out of the memory of his salad days, matching
Toby hole for hole. I was mostly communing with the morning glory.
After nine holes, we stopped at a little cottage overlooking Harrington
Sound and calculated our scores over ginger beer.
“What did you have on the ninth?” asked Toby.
“A Newspaper 6” my father said.
“Six?” Toby said incredulously.
“I chopped one and two, dumped three into the trap, sklaffed
four to the back of the green and then – ”
“What’s a newspaper 6?” I asked.
“It means that for all practical purposes you had a 6,”
said Dad. “You missed a two-inch putt you should have made.”
“It’s cheating,” Toby said.
On the back nine we exhibited occasional flashes of brilliance,
but on the uphill par-4 sixteenth, Dad dipped and straightened up
and then immediately dipped again, the second time with a groan.
It wasn’t the ugly duck hook – he had wrenched a muscle
in his back. When he tried a second shot, he winced again. “I’m
going to have to pick up,” he said. The intimation of morality
seemed to weigh more heavily on him than the pain itself. Oh, for
the summer of ‘47…
He walked with us the next day, taking notes and, where it was
to be had, vicarious pleasure in the shot making of his sons. I
gave him a camera, and he took pictures that inadvertently decapitated
us. It was hard for him to be soldiering up the fairways unable
to play, but there was a sense that as he walked his father’s
earth, he was paying his respects.
A glorious morning then, and all the more so for me because I stayed
out of the morning glory. For the first four holes at least. Mid
Ocean has no less than half a dozen world-class par 4s. Even without
the wind, the ninth is a tough uphill par 4 requiring a frightful
drive over a pond. The tenth has an intriguing, undulant fairway.
The par-5 eleventh is long and narrow. Nos. 12, 13 and 14 are considered
Mid Ocean’s toughest stretch. And God help the golfer with
a slice on the eighteenth. It’s bordered by a hundred foot
cliff. But of all the holes, the fifth – with its mangrove
lake and topgallant tee – is the most famous, one of the world’s
most unforgettable holes, according to the World Atlas of Golf.
It was on the tee of the fifth that Babe Ruth stood in 1934 in a
foursome with my grandfather. Ruth was a left-handed golfer. When
he sliced the ball, it tailed away toward the lake, not the fairway
as it would with a righty. His first tee shot splashed down in the
lake. Pride stung, he passed on the chance to descend to the drop
area and drive from what were the women’s tees, where you
have to clear only a little neck of water. He teed another ball
up and swung again, and this drive also buried itself in the lake.
Golf does not respect immortality in other sports. Ruth went down
to the drop area and took an 11 on the hole.
As the years went by and the story was retold, it got mossier and
mossier. In some versions Ruth vowed to drive the 433 yards to the
green and hit eleven shots into the water before admitting defeat.
Some versions had it that Ruth hit twenty-two balls into the water.
A man with a lifetime of score cards in a scrapbook entitled “The
World Was My Golf Ball” is nothing if not a stickler for accuracy.
My grandfather always took it upon himself to “set the record
straight” and so would turn a lovely tale of Ruthian over-reaching
into a routinely factual anecdote of yet another golfer’s
trial at the fifth. I was thinking of Gabo that second day as Toby
and I stood on the championship blue tees, which are set back higher
and farther and risk more of the lake. The lure of that alpine launching
pad was so great that even Dad tried to swing a club. The effort
made him grimace, and he returned to photographing us from the neck
down. Toby reached the fairway with a handsome wood, and then it
was my turn. As I stood over the ball, it seemed there were more
eyes on me than those of my father and my brother. I swung and –
miracle of miracles! – felt through the shaft that the shot
was true and strong. And it was. The drive flew straight, aimed
way up the fairway – a risky gamble, but where did playing
safe ever get anybody? Perhaps it would reach… No, the ball
tailed left, where no margin for error was offered. I saw the splash,
a yard short of the fairway, a brand-new Titleist never to be seen
My fine start and subsequently the rest of the round unraveled.
But it was not until the next day on the fifth that I felt like
Somehow you never know when you’re going to hit a great shot,
but you always know when you’re going to hit a bad one. As
I stood over the ball on this last encounter with the Cape, I knew
I was doomed. The driver felt like a broomstick in my hands, and
golf itself seemed a metaphor not for paradise or possibility but
for the blight of self-consciousness with which all men obstacle
themselves – for the futility of effort. One more way of underlining
the inevitability of failure. I swung, and sure enough the topped
ball didn’t even reach the lake but vanished into the mangrove
thicket on the side of the plunging hill. It was with a kind of
desperation that I hit another, hoping before I fled the island
to see, at least once, my signature on the arc of a golden drive,
a drive noble enough to span the high tee and promised land of cropped
green grass. But that mulligan headed for the water too, as if by
instinct, like a sea tortoise done with laying eggs. I was resolved
to hand-deliver my ball to the far fairway and play from there,
but under pressure from my father and Toby and the ghost of the
man who had set us all in motion, I tried again from the drop area,
where you still have twenty yards of water to cross. “Use
an iron,” Toby advised smugly. The iron shot went into the
If I am more like my father now, it is because my well-being also
depends on a healthy set of delusions. And yet there I stood, nakedly
revealed, with no excuse to save a shred of self-esteem –
no land mines, no sulfurous gas clouds, not even the old reliable
Bermuda wind, which was off napping at the moment. Well, come to
think of it, maybe there was a little wind; maybe there was quite
a lot of wind, in fact. Maybe hell hath no fury like the wind that
was howling that day. Somewhere I knew the Babe would be commiserating.
And somewhere my grandfather would be adding up the score and setting
the record straight. Maybe he loved Mid Ocean because he had the
luxury of sitting out the windy days. Maybe he was just good in
the wind. Hi, hi, Gabo. For the record, I had a newspaper 6.